Gerard Butler & Ralph Fiennes bring the homoerotic hotness to Berlin

I tried to prepare you yesterday with those Gerard Butler photos – and now it’s come. I am SO EXCITED. This is the highlight of my morning, going through photos of Ralph Fiennes and Gerard Butler, who are promoting Coriolanus at the Berlin Film Festival. Ralph stars in it, and this marks his debut as a director. Gerard also takes a big part as Aufidius, the “villain” of the story. The film is getting rave reviews, and Miramax has already acquired it. I saw this play done at Washington’s Shakespeare theatre, more than a decade ago – it was an excellent production, but unfortunately I don’t remember the bulk of the story. Which means no spoilers, thank God. Just photos of my men. Oh, and Vanessa Redgrave, looking regal and old as dirt – thank God she hasn’t had any work done, because I love her real face.

Oh, the ginger SLUT is some actress named Jessica Chastain. In half of the photos, she’s draped herself on Gerard. Note to Gerard: you better knock that ginger on her ass if you ever want my love again.

I prefer the photos of Ralph and Gerard embracing tenderly. Gerard’s gentle curls brushing against Ralph’s cheek… and their eyes meet. “This is right,” Gerard growls. “I know,” Ralph whispers back. Gerard leans down and finds Ralph’s mouth. Ralph’s hand flies to the back of Gerard’s head, giving his curls a rough tug.

Photos courtesy of WENN.